February 2012
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On Camelot's Guard System
Kris: GUARDS ARE USELESS
Tim: They're really just Camelot's homeless dressed in shiny metal.
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Anna: Use the "destiny" line on him... I mean, he's not Merlin.. but give it a shot.
fantasticbeasts: "muck our my horses"
fantasticbeasts: *out
Anna: Merlin just wants Morgana out of the way. He doesn't want Morgana to get in the way of their love.
fantasticbeasts: ^^^^
fantasticbeasts: they're going to RP Romo & Juliet
fantasticbeasts: *Romeo
Anna: Romo?
Anna: I mean... I like Shakespeare, but no Romo..
fantasticbeasts: LOL
fantasticbeasts: damn these derpy fingers
Anna: They make for good jokes later on though...
Anna: don't feel bad.
Kris: ROMO AND JOLIOT
Anna: lol what..?
fantasticbeasts: sobbing
Anna: Why joliot?
Tim: Because it's funny, damn it!
fantasticbeasts: LMAO
Anna: lol.
fantasticbeasts: In that case, bless these derpy fingers.
Kris: bless 'em
Anna: That's more like it! lol
Anna: FantasticBeasts, what's your name?
fantasticbeasts: Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz (:
Anna: Thank you! :D
Tim: I feel like the dialogue in Romo and Joliot would involve a lot of "Ter".
fantasticbeasts: :D
Kris: yes
Anna: I think you're right.
fantasticbeasts: Oh, Tim... haha.
Anna: It sounds like a derpy version of the normal story.
Kris: It is the east and joliot is the TER
Tim: fajip'esoh;ufiod
fantasticbeasts: LMAO
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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thedetectiveandthewoman:
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I love people I can be weird with.
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
Kris: TOUCHING
Lunoc: vivid
Ana: so vivid
fantasticbeasts: AAAAAH
Anna: lol yes. Touching
Kris: let me give you a stronger dose morgana
Kaleran: omg gaius/touching people otp
fantasticbeasts: ^
Anna: He just casually keeps his date rape drugs everywhere?
Ana: sleep deeper so you can stay in the dream longer
fantasticbeasts: KISSSS?
Lunoc: OMG!
Kaleran: induce what?
Tim: Gaius is just.... Such a damned creeper.
Kaleran: no really i missed it
fantasticbeasts: I SHIP IT
Kris: sleep
Kaleran: oh okay
Slash the Magic Dragon: the drug must be inserted with my ***
fantasticbeasts: LOL
Kris: fjal ;aj;f a; jAD JLDJ ALSD J
Kaleran: OMG
Lunoc: lolololololololololol
Tim: "Here's more medicine, don't tell anyone. now I'm going to kiss you"
Slash the Magic Dragon: p en is
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Kaleran: is this a ship. Can it be a thing
fantasticbeasts: he will be faithful.
fantasticbeasts: YES
fantasticbeasts: SHIP
Kaleran: please let it be a thing
fantasticbeasts: I SHIP SHIP SHIP.
Kaleran: YES
Kaleran: I SUBMARINE THIS
fantasticbeasts: quality.
Lunoc: you shall be my *** buddy
fantasticbeasts: ^
Kaleran: :D
Jessy: that's what the scroll says
Lunoc: oh dear
Kris: AHAHHAHA
Kitketkat: it's like graduation
Jessy: hehehe
Lunoc: all the rest of them are jealous
Ana: you guys could ship molecules XD
Kaleran: ot3- 2Hydrogens 1oxygen
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Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
TMI Tuesday: Ask me anything →
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Fill my ask with random TMI questions
narcissisticslutxo:
please please please :) i’ll love you forever :$
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I am streaming Merlin tonight! Come and join me...... →
shercocklocked:
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JNLJD :JF
COME INTO MY BOSOM
Those days when you're not talking to someone who... →
funniest10k:
THIS RIGHT NOW THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Yes, I am streaming tonight! Merlin, come and join... →
shercocklocked:
JNLJD :JF
Watchbobdizzlekobydobydino:
omg im crying
oh shit im dead
I miss them!
Watchapollosglare:
reversparrow:
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
zeoia:
heavykitty:
tumblino:
eleuin:
lungs-:
globosgrandes:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
good!
omg
weeping quietly
jesus lord
what the shit
what even is this
what the hell are you even talking about
The fuck…
o poor bby
go read a book
Shhh,...
put 2 bands in my box & I'll say who I like...
s0phhh:
dear lord, PLEASE
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Watchshercocklocked:
You see this horned beetle? This is Rodriguez. He was an ordinary bug, living an ordinary bug life… Until Mugen. Mugen came and saved him from a despair he didn’t know he was in. He trained, day-by-day, under Mugen’s strict tutelage, until he would see the day he would come out on top. Sometimes, he lost. But he never stopped. Not until he could call himself ‘the best… around’.
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